Friday, December 29, 2006

New Roads of Glory

Purrr, Ummm, purr purr... It looks like I won't be able to go to any more shows. No more showing off and strutting my stuff! Shame because I really love playing in all those hotels across country and show halls. I LOVE getting all of that extra attention! My human would spend hours grooming my beautiful fur- making me so very very pretty and purr-fect.

It looks like I might have to go to work- can you believe that??? I'll have to shift to a new direction of life. Oh dear- what if I break a nail?? Maybe I should paint them pink or aqua- my favorite colors. I look so fancy in these colors, and the aqua really brings out the beauty of my eyes.

See, my main kitty boy, Majestic and I courted last week. It's still too soon to know if I am with child- oh dear if I am...will i have to share my bed. I know it belongs to my human but to me- it is my bed and i don't know if i want to share it with others. Yes, I am spooled-aren't you? I don't believe in this woman lib stuff- I'm a CAT, a very special cat- I have 2 blue eyes and I am a bi-color Persian! Why do I have to help take care of the child? Mommy help me please, I don't want to have to go to work- I'm sorry, Can we start over? Let's pretend Majestic and I never courted...yes- that will work- OK...put on the blind folds and just pretend.

Then again- purr....I think I rather like the idea of being with child- ummm, purr purr. This might be a nice gift and a blessing. Mommy stay with me. Let's get excited together!